Unintelligible Shipwreck

were–ralph:
were–ralph:
LMAO TWITTER IS REALLY TURNING PVP IM LAUGHINGGGG
FREE FOR ALL, ITEMS ON, ANY STAGES
LOL

wordfather:
*seductively* doomed by the narrative all by yourself, handsome?
*reveals traits that foil yours* Not for long.

(via rukafais)

shrimpshrampshromp:

at-the-sign-of-the-fox-n-phoenix:
watertightvines:
free him!! 😢
What did he DO? Why must he be blindfolded? SIR!? What crimes have your eyes committed?
Oo I work next to that site :D
Here’s a nice explanation I found on Reddit (have not fact checked myself)

(via rukafais)

shriekinghavoc:

thestuffedalligator:
I’m not in the Monster High or Monster As Teenager adjacent fandoms, but has anyone done “Daughter of The Thing (1982)” and it looks like just a teenaged girl version of Kurt Russell? No tendrils, no tentacles, just a girl with this exact fit and hair
She swears that she isn’t the daughter of The Thing (1982). She’s a totally normal human you guys. She shouldn’t even be at this school. She likes normal human things like not having her blood tested.
ALT
Ask and you shall receive

(via pinkadillydoo)

mirakurutaimu:

“we’re removing blocking” said Guy Voted to be Most Blocked Account on Twitter, “the feature just doesn’t make sense”

(via rukafais)

buryymeinblack:

buryymeinblack:
buryymeinblack:
THis news is better than gay sex
wait. this is hilarious. They were contractually obligated to keep it, so when it was universally hated, they added an option to completely erase it from the dashboard without getting in trouble for removing it …… “snooze tumblr live” is funnier than we thought
Tumblr is downscaling after failing to ‘turn around’ the site
“Our previous approach wasn’t working.”
The Verge
Guys literally all of this is good news ,..they’re gonna be changing their approach to everything and focusing more on core functionality. which we all know this site needs. And they’re not downscaling any part of the trust & safety team so moderation should .. at least not be getting any worse

(via daftpatience)

wiremxther-deactivated20230819:

it shouldn’t be called unemployment benefits it should be called pretty princess boy points and it should be $10k a week

(via pinkadillydoo)

eternal-fractal:

meaninglez:
meaninglez:
castorochiaro:
the most attractive traits you can give a fictional man:
good with kids
good cook
fat
Bowser
Oh, you said Cook
Bowser probably KILLS it on the grill though

(via eternal-savvy-blog)

oneheadtoanother:

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